I'm afraid the silly season is well and truly with us! We have all manner of clever people telling us that they know what's wrong with the country, (pity they failed to share it with us 18 months or so ago!) that they know the answer to our plight and that they are right and the others are wrong.

What a pitiful bunch of hypocrites!

Don't they get your juices going with their miserable little soundbites?

Wouldn't you love to smack them across their well fed chops?

Can you imagine the satisfaction that noise would give you?

Well, now you can do it!!

Click here and enjoy! Just hover over your chosen candidate, move your cursor right to left and make sure the sound is on.