http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/rssnews.asp The Grumpy Old Man | News An English professor wrote the words: "A woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All of the males in the class wrote: http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=26126 http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=26126 21 April 2010  Good day and welcome to a brand new edition of . . .. 'ASYLUM'. Today's program features another chance to t http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25760 http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25760 09 April 2010 I'm afraid the silly season is well and truly with us! We have all manner of clever people telling us that they know what's wrong with the country, (pity they failed to share it with us 18 months http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25759 http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25759 09 April 2010 In today's world, communication is everywhere and in every shape and form. However its one of the older forms of communication which puzzles this grumpy old man. Its jewellery. Ladies jewellery is we http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25638 http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25638 04 April 2010 So Mr Purcell has 'come clean' about his private life with its sad coke snorting and drink dependancy now public fodder. Now perhaps the man will be left in peace to try to sort out his head and the http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25506 http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25506 30 March 2010 I trawled this from the net. "Police waited a quarter-of-an-hour for a team with specialist equipment to arrive before smashing a locked bathroom door to assist a dying woman. The Independent Po http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25442 http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25442 28 March 2010 I'll be brief. Stephen Byres, ex minister, has fouled up. If his version of what happened at the "sting" meeting is true, he lied (not "big upped") to the reporters. If his vers http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25328 http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25328 24 March 2010  The headline is stark: "Spirit of Football Helps Dementia Suffers Reconnect their Lives" As the member of a family recently touched by this debilitating condition, this sounds too go http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25137 http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25137 19 March 2010 Surfing the net I came across this rant. (Expletives deleted) "Politicians, in a dramatic bid to curry favour with the politically correct have voted overwhelmingly in favour of banishing the wo http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25004 http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=25004 15 March 2010   I am aware that it is not my habit, but I am the bearer of good news. The Great Newspaper Famine is over. Nobody died. Simples! Mrs GOM answered a knock at the door yesterday to be confront http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=24933 http://www.thegrumpyoldman.info/news.asp?id=24933 13 March 2010